"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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