I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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