Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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