i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
He keeps bees of course he's weird
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
