It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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