DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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