Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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