Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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