I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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