so that wasnt chicken after all
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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