Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
either way he was missing a nipple.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
is that a dick in a sweater?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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