She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
Randomize
