ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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