people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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