ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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