At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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