Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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