your thong is hanging out like whoa
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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