I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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