True but thats because hes a fetus.
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
My day in three words: secret purse cake
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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