Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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