Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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