anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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