He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
Randomize
