seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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