her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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