great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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