Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
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