you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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