Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
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