I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
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