I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
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