Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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