READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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