I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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