We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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