I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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