i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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