He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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