sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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