I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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