We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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