my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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