new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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