Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Terrible idea I love it
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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