How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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