I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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