did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
You ruined the universe
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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