I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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