Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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